Photo: Florida Woman Arrested for Pleasuring Herself Atop Motorcycle

A woman was arrested in Ormond Beach, Fla. over the weekend for allegedly masturbating while seated on a motorcycle inside of a garage.
 A witness saw Karen Dilworth, 50, mounted atop the motorcycle on Saturday evening, "leaning backwards" with her legs
parted. The witness, who was with her 13-year-old son, also told authorities that Dilworth was naked from the waist down and obviously masturbating. Another witness who saw the same reportedly yelled at Dilworth, ordering to, at the very least, close the garage door. According to the Smoking Gun, she obliged.
Police arrived, and the clearly intoxicated Dilworth told them she was not masturbating, insisting that she was simply drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. She was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.
For the record, her husband was in the house while this unfolded, completely unaware of what was happening. That says a lot about their relationship.