Article: Must Read!!! My Encounter With Lola

Each time I wake up, and my eyes opens 2 the ceiling of my apartment first thing I say *still in nigeria*, please don't get me wrong I love my country, from the name of my blog you should know.

I just wanna talk about relationships that a normal nigerian actually does *not iyanya and yvonne nelson's type of relationship all garnished with flowers, cars nd houses as gifts (still looking for that nigerian girl that will make me steal my fathers money to buy a car for her)* I am talking about REAL LIFE relationships where the boy will call his girlfriend and say bae I av a surprise for you and she opens the surprise to find a pack of CHOCO MILO, then she rushes him with kisses and hugs...LMAO any girl that does that rilly likes you... Sorry is obsessed with you...

Nigerian relationships lack what we call "LOVE", when you listen to some girls conversation, what you'd  hear is; I don't wanna any stupid love ooh, as far as the bobo is willing to spend real cash on me no problem, when you hear the kinda outrageous things these girls expect the so called *BOBO* to buy for them, you will be like; wait dis girls can't even make te money to buy these things their entire life!!!...buh I respect Nigerian girls because they don't come cheap, if you want one you will have to spend real cash☺.

I had an encounter wit these pret... (No way, she was beautiful) girl her name was Lola, when I met sara, you know that feeling romeo had for juliet, that made him go nd kill himself (not like am gonna die for any girl) she made my mouth go dry, and all I could see were butterflies everywhere and everything went on slow motion...Damn!!! I sound just like Harleguin novels, so back to my story, lola was everything, she was beautiful, tall and had dis distracting laughter, to cut my long story short, I talked to lola and we had this thing going for weeks...I WAS IN LOVE!!....

Then  changed!.. Lola decided 2 break her atm card nd she turned me to her new one, I was ruined☹...Everytime I saw lola I wouldn't spend nothing less than 10k in just one day..How much was I EARNING!!! I spent all my savings,pocket money on her. I was Shocked When lola called me the first thing she says is; That Nigerian Boy: my cousin just poured ink on my brazillian hair, I need a new one and it just N60k..*did she just use d word JUST!!!* christ!! And I was like Ok cos I dunno wah to say N60k isn't a small money trust me now as as a sharp Nigerian Boy I didn't give her.

She decided to wreck me!...then I realized that I was getting broke no not broke.. I was getting POOR!! LOLA has Reset my career from a flourishing writer to a begging LIER!!..I don't knw how it happened buh, I knew that I was on d road wen a prophet, you the ones that wear White garment without shoes, stopped me and told me that if am not careful that there is a demonic person that is taking what I was working for, the first thing that came to my mind was our aunty LOLA!!!.. Then he invited me to his church for prayers, I didn't go I told him not to worry that I know the demonic person already..

So on that. Faithful saturday i decided 2 see lola nd break up with her, so I told her that I wasn't interested in the relationship again, expecting lola to start crying, the next thing she said was; thank God!! I was even getting tired of u... CHISOS!!! Well that was how I ended it wit lola...

Now I am single and not searching for atm seekers, I wish we Nigerians would start acting up nd start loving for real
See y'all lerra..