The 5 Types of Women That End up In The Friend Zone.
1. The Girl Who Has Serious Relationship Issues and Talks About It. Everyone knows that you are clingy and that you easily get jealous because you openly admit it. Plus, you’re vindictive and you talk about your relationship issues to anyone with ears. It’s so much drama that even the thought of sleeping with you doesn’t sound like fun.
2. The Girl Who Is Like One Of The Guys. You like beer, you actually follow a sports team and you dress like a dude. Also, you have like one real female friend. You are a blast to hang out with and you will always get invited to Monday Night Football. You are basically a kid brother and that’s a friend zone touchdown.
3. The Nice Girl. Just like how Nice Guys finish last, Nice Girls don’t get the corner office. He likes talking to you, he texts you in the daytime and he would even let you babysit his dog. His Mom probably would love you too, but you’re just a nice girl with a nice personality.
4. You’re Not His Type Girl. People have types and they exists for a reason. Maybe he dates Asian girls and you’re white. Maybe he likes yoga girls and you loathe salads. I’m talking about apples and oranges and you are no apple.
5. His Buddy’s Ex-Girlfriend Girl. People date and people break up, but real friends don’t sleep with each others baggage. No matter how cute, smart or funny that baggage may be. Even if he’s got what you need, he just a friend.
And to keep this fair and balanced…
1. The Guy That Refuses to Accept That You Have a Boyfriend. This is a simple concept, but some guys do not understand it. If she wanted to date you, or even just sleep with you, she would. But she isn’t because, you know, she’s in a relationship with someone else. The only way you ever have a chance is if she breaks up with her boyfriend and you take advantage of her vulnerable state after she downs an entire bottle of CVS chardonnay.
2. The Really Nice Guy. So, you’re nice. That’s great! It’s a redeeming quality! But here’s the thing: you should be nice. Everyone should be nice and being nice doesn’t mean you’re automatically showered with sex. You also need, you know, a sense of humor, humility, things in common with the opposite sex, the ability to carry on a conversation, and other basic human characteristics. Those are the things that get you laid. So keep being nice, but you know, try to add a personality to that.
3. The Guy That Is Really, Really Good Looking. So you were blessed with the face of a young George Clooney and the body of Channing Tatum, but the brain of Ryan Lochte. You’ve had it pretty easy your entire life. You were the quarterback on your high school football team and spent most of college sleeping your way through every dorm. And then you grew up and entered a world where women want to sleep with you, but date your slightly less attractive and way more interesting friend. You have potential. Just work less on trying to fuck every girl you meet at the gym and try talking about something other than your ab workout.
4. The Guy That Dated Her Friend. You are officially untouchable once you’ve dated one of our friends. Especially if it was our best friend. Even if you’re a great, nice, interesting, attractive guy. It’s just against Girl Code to date someone who dated one of our friends. There’s no getting past this.
5. The Guy That Won’t Make a Move. Sometimes you meet and there is actually a mutual attraction. But for whatever reason, whether he feels you’re out of his league or he’s just shy, there are some guys that just can’t make a move. And since, as women, we’re taught that men go after what they want, we assume you aren’t pursuing us because, well, you don’t like us. So we do nothing. You do nothing. And this eventually turns into a Taylor Swift song.
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